coluring:

i accept high fives only on my ass

(via heliolisk)

fuckmestupid:

The most awesome dollar bill I have ever received.

(via kindaindieandprettyhot)

nefelibatainquieta:

cornchipz:

daleksunshine:

danfreakindavis:

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

image

You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

Magic

relush:

i love sleeping. it’s the only time when you can escape reality.

(via nefelibatainquieta)

blastortoise:

Green M&Ms count as vegetables right

(via nefelibatainquieta)

nue:

i hate teachers who give homework over break like do u not understand what a break is do u want me to demonstrate on ur neck

(via nefelibatainquieta)

grandthefthauntumn:

i didnt choose the thug life my mom picked it out for me

(via thechosenrealist)

heyfunniest:

is this even a kid show
heyfunniest:

is this even a kid show
heyfunniest:

is this even a kid show
heyfunniest:

is this even a kid show