megacharizardxxx:

"why am i so cold?" i ask myself as i continue to drink cold beverages

(via sniffing)

h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

(via tbotofficial)

nemusou:

stabilizedinsanity:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

23devil:

emeraldembers:

gondor-calls-for-aid:

4-1-3:

People who are younger than you but taller

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People who are younger than you but better than you at something

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People who are younger than you

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People

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Being turned into a llama

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A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!

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yeah… weird

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(via guy)

  • Cashier: *dies at register*
  • Customer: are you open

sidnugget:

tumblr meet up at costco free samples are on me

(via sniffing)

heliolisk:

this is the kind of thing you see in horror movies

heliolisk:

this is the kind of thing you see in horror movies

(via tbotofficial)

budgets:

can i have you

just kidding you don’t have a choice get in the trunk

(via cancerouss-skies)

gamebae:

get out of m’swamp

detainable:

me: wow that exam was easy *gets a 53*

(via tbotofficial)