hate:

the only “hot action” going on in my bedroom is my laptop burning my skin

(via sniffing)

titytwochainz:

my dick be hard for no reason like u know im not finna get no pussy calm down my guy

(via ogxhigh)

Q

Anonymous asked:

you got a boyfriend?

A

kenshintamia:

I got a headache

holymusicalbatman:

fall aka wearing the same pair of jeans everyday and seeing if anyone notices

(via sniffing)

Q

Anonymous asked:

You think you've got it bad? Apples, carrots, cherries, pears, peaches, plums, prunes, nectarines, apricots, kiwis, potatoes, tomatoes, spinach, celery, green peppers, lentils, beans, melons, watermelons, chamomile, oranges, honeydew, honey, bananas, sunflower seeds, tree nuts. These are all the things I'm allergic to. (Also grass, trees, and dogs)

A

earthdad:

I AM SO SORRY OMG HOW CAN YOU NE ALLERGIC TO ALL THESE THINGS????? do u just eat water??????

stellavee:

STOP, YOU’RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART

(via officialwhitegirls)

nnilkshake:

why test on animals when there r people who r rude to waiters

(via officialwhitegirls)

merylstreeptease:

i bet dermatologists hate him

(via heliolisk)

t0tally-pers0nal:

Let’s “cuddle” and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere

(via sniffing)

rumour:

how do some of the pictures i see on this website happen

(via earthdad)